No relation to the talentless singer or curly haired twonk on TV, Gary was born
in Germany at the tender age of 0 and is currently on the run from the German travelling
circus. He is a trained woodlouse tamer and has a debilitating phobia of shelves.
He is currently working on his second poetry book entitled 'Extreme Poetry Volume
2' and says that he gets most of his inspiration from screaming children
and people who attempt to shave on moving trains.
Gary's partner in crime and occasionally an improvised clown, Christian has been
laying down since the nineties and says that he finds it "Hysterically relaxing".
He has been arrested on numerous occasions for indecent exposure although he argues
that this is purley a case of "cheap trousers with faulty flies" and the fact that
"it really is THAT big..." Christian now resides in the Midlands and spends most
of his time drinking cider and making people feel uncomfortable on buses.
John is currently working for the media as a graphic designer (although I know the
truth and he is only employed to water the plants in the window boxes). Self-confessed
ladies man, he is in the process of publishing his first book 'All You Need is Chloroform!'
John recently made another group on facebook entitled 'I dig holes in the road looking
for water pipes then write abusive messages on them for the waterboard to find later'
and in 2 weeks has gone from having one member to being removed from facebook altogether.
Computer genius and possibly the angriest man you'll ever meet, Ben 'Short fuse'
Lacey has been involved in more street brawls and violent encounters than you can
shake a stick at, although shaking a stick at Ben would just be seen as antagonisation
and another excuse to lash out. Ben currently works as a sucessful herbal therapist
and resides in Bristol under numerous bridges.